Tipsy Whoopsy

We had a stupid waiter last night. I was wanting to know the beverages that were served, like soda, lemonade, and well whatever but non-alcoholic. So I had found a Frozen Raspberry Lemonade that sounded amazing, so I ordered. He brought it out. I took a sip and well it tasted funny somewhat tart, so I had Dave try it. He said, it's just the lime and raspberry they put in it. I pushed it aside but sipped it maybe 4 more times. As we got the check, Dave's like your drink is certainly priced as alcohol. THAT'S IT, I had been drinking what I thought to be non-alcoholic but I suddenly had the suspicion that it was alcoholic. Because right there on the check was Skyy Frozen Raspberry Lemonade. WHAT! The Stupid waiter didn't even card or ask if I wanted alcohol in it. I was upset and the waiter from across the room realized that and came over and said," guys level with me, what's wrong?" I said does this drink have alcohol in it, he said "Of course." I said I ordered it from the non-alcoholic section, I did not want that. He apologized and said I could have a Raspberry Lemonade on the house. I said no thanks. Needless to say we left a $1.25 tip, and to Dave that was still being generous. I stumbled out of there. As we walked around the mall Dave was noticing my slur of speech. We got home soon after that and I passed out. We'll never go back there.